1. Team doesn’t work out in the desert.
2. NHL puts a team in Vegas.

Say what you will about the quality of an Arizona State education, but at least they finally learned that you can pull out.

Obligatory “Chris Hansen should try to catch the Predators” joke.

Hockey didn’t work in Phoenix, who could have predicted that?

I think that’s a great idea - give the Canucks a legitimate geographical rival.

It’s hard to imagine Arizona without hockey. Next thing you know, they’re going to get rid of Louisiana’s curling team. Are none of our sacred institutions safe anymore? 

Seattle: The Quebec of the West

When asked how the NFL will respond to these claims, Goodell is quoted as saying “Wycheck?”

I do feel for the St. Bonaventure, but you deserve it when your fans storm the court after beating a non-ranked non-state rival team in a regular season game.

That’s clearly a ‘fucked’, not a ‘fucks’.

I retired from banging college chicks when they stopped calling me back.

You’re not thinking big picture, man. Teaming Vick up with AP would’ve been perfect. They could’ve easily combined their “bring your dog” day with “bring your kid” day. Except replace “bring” with “beat” (and “accidentally” with “repeatedly”).

Those numbers aren’t great or anything, but if I were a Vikings fan I’d rather have Vick on a one year deal than trade a 1st and 4th for Sam Bradford. And that isn’t even a hindsight is 20/20 situation, that trade was stupid in real time.

Musburger will co-host a show...devoted to sports betting. The two-hour show will air live from Vegas five days a week...he told SI, he “did not want [ESPN] to be in the middle” of any potential gambling issues.

Rob Gronkowski: I like to think I put the “bro” in “abortion”.

You should have waited an hour and posted this at 4:20.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Fuck this guy. This quote alone is “fuck this guy” worthy.

Say what you want about Colin Kaepernick, but when he made an overt political statement, he answered questions about it. Hell, since “balance” is so important, I’ll say even old Curt Schilling is willing to engage criticism about his expressed political beliefs.

You could say his enthusiasm for supporting Trump has deflated.