Piece of advice to 49ers fans: Stop watching football. It’s over. This team will never make you happy again. If you’re in your 40's and can remember the 81-94 era, good for you. That’s all the happiness you are ever going to get. You’ve got bad owners, and are no longer in SF. That’s it. Remember Harbaugh. You had…

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

........and he got SIX YEARS?!

...what the ENTIRE fuck?!

I guess giving important jobs to people with no background or qualification is the new trend of 2017

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NBA2K glitches always crack me up.

Manti Teo is dating Utah’s sixth man?

“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].”

I don’t know how you can say that when David Ortiz has won more Edgar Martinez Awards than Edgar Martinez did......

Considering he is the Seattle Timrs beat writer for the M’s, it isn’t shocking that he would bring up his total.

EDGAR MARTINEZ IS BETTER THAN DAVID ORTIZ AND IT IS A TRAVESTY THAT THE VOTERS DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE HIS GREATNESS.

Hopefully gets that one out of the way.

What are yuan about?

there is a big offer from China

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

How did Bama not just have all their DB’s straight PI/tackle all the Clemson receivers on that last TD?

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

A truly great player, like Ronnie Lott or Marilyn Manson, would just have them removed so he could keep playing.

Aaron Rodgers’ Hail Mary’s ability to avoid defenders is second only to Aaron Rodgers’ ability to avoid family members.

Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated yet, and already the peasantry is being forced to entertain the plutocracy in order to obtain their very sustenance.