And like a good Trojan, he already has a complete disregard for the rules.

“We needed to lose 72 games so we could figure out what we need to improve as a team.”

Nah. I mean, you might be perfectly self-aware, but it’s human nature to develop blind spots when things are going well.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Yeah, I mean like that guy Martin Luther King, Jr. All those protests were just all about him. I mean, what did the March on Washington ever accomplish? And that I Have a Dream speech? I heard he had it recorded just to hear himself talk.

What infuriates me about these protesters is that they have no idea how things work in the real world. “Divest!” Like that’s even possible at this point. It’s dumb and even laughable if it weren’t so tragic.

Stevie Wonder told me hes never seen Bermans legs and I don’t know who to believe

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

So this is kind of shitty, in that, yes, Hauschka missed the extra point, but in the grand scheme of things, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. The Cardinals needed a field goal, they drove down against the Seahawks defense and scored that field goal.

It killed the Radiostar.

Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

If you comment it, stars will come.

Jet fuel melts good defenses. That’s just science.

+however many fingers I’m holding up

“Did I play Thursday Night Football, Too?” By Jared Goff and Jon Ryan - via the Players’ Tribune.

Other than that, how did you enjoy the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

Yeah, first thing that went through my mind when I saw that quote was Pearl Harbor...

Damn TIPS jar is really confusing!

You called them referees. Your argument is invalid.