if by “gun holster” does she mean DEEP POCKETS? cuz they make leggings like that already.

expressing her adoration for the president of China?

Only if you’re the right color or if they hear the correct type of free speech from you.

I hope to one day read her memoirs so I can understand how hard life has been for her.

Don’t you know how hard it is out here for young conventionally attractive white women? 

Nothing says freedom like the red, white and blue on a clothing line made in China.

Sure, Tammy.

only when it’s theirs

these kids are fantastic

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!

Obligatory:

You can say that again. I was working on building a more efficient microwave, and accidentally created a death ray.

Just give me public transport via pneumatic tubes and I’ll be happy.

In the year 2525, if man is still alive, If woman can survive, they may find...

THAT GOLDEN TABLET THING IS REAL, YOU HERETIC.

This kind of spending actually makes that more likely to occur, so we should be encouraging it.

FANCY SOULCYCLE LADY!! ;)

ha this is also my take

Can they just implode already!

Better to throw the money away than spending it to get more people to buy more guns.