Works with pets too! We adopted two identical puppies and keep one locked in the basement in case the original runs away or something.

Maybe I’m just being the lone weirdo here, but I don’t necessarily agree with the idea that you should have duplicates.

It depends on what audience member you’re talking about. If you’re talking about people that adore these kids, then nothing that they say is bad. If you’re talking about NRA members, then nothing they say is good.

Niners. Not so much that they LOOK like their coach, but they’re a constantly rotating cast, looking for a better season, who now most closely resemble dipshits who hang outside of the after parties for Dreamforce.

“I want to hear from you Rancho Penasquitos”

“Rancho Santa Margarita, one of you rich bitches!” (from Rome’s parody of ‘Smacksaw’, but still plausible)

the whole “go home and bake with your family” schtick is STUPID and I was so pissed when we got a pizza from there and it actually tasted good

I can’t believe how you’re discrediting the Blazers suffocating defense. Pat Irishman is turning into the all star we knew he would be. The Zers have a good chance of breaking Golden States record, and bringing the city yet another championship.*

RIP The Grinder :(

Why do they call them matches instead of scripted gymnastics exhibitions?

How about a hand for Dave Dravecky?

How much money makes up for a long commute to work?

The thing about an American citizen professing that another country should be defended over the US is a bit crazy to me.

I thought so as well, but as it turns out it may not necessarily be his race but his surname, as he is Mr. Snuffleupagus. Spelling seems to be inconsistent due to poor record-keeping around a family that went unnoticed for decades.

The only way to improve the situation is to break, by any means necessary, the vicious stranglehold this nefarious monopoly has over an entire industry.

Same with me (even the 70 lbs in the first six months of last year and not posting on social media about it). I ate healthy and ran in 10-year-old basketball shorts and old cotton undershirts. The only money I spent was on good shoes and socks. For me, it wasn’t necessarily easy, but it was simple: Be conscious of…