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I love what those Parkland teens are doing, and those tweets you posted up there are disgusting. I don’t agree with everything they are saying (but I’m still glad they are saying it); and it sounds like in your last paragraph you don’t agree with everything they are saying either. Isn’t this kind of what Stelter was…

No, he ordered a Pepsi Free, not a Crystal Pepsi.

great ep.

Scientists tell us that an alligator will not observe you until later; whereas a crocodile will do so after a while.

The more commonly known difference between crocodiles and alligators is actually much more important to this specific scenario.

Lee Hacksaw Hamilton! “From Baja to the Canadian Rockies!” “Leucadia, show me your lightning bolt!”

thanks. That was kinda my impression from everything I’ve seen/read.

Should I be watching This Is US? Is it good, or “good for network TV”?

Chili Davis

Yes, it would be like the Blazers moving to Seattle. A beloved team from a smaller city moving to the closest major city, which is a short drive to the north. The new home city for the team is larger, objectively shittier, and filled with fart-sniffing pricks and “thought leaders.” The country at large has always…

*Snuffleupagi 

I’ve always wondered who this mister Bates was, and how he has such a strong grip on the document numbering industry.

Chili’s is way too ethnic. Applebees: now that’s a good American restaurant.

Still haven’t sold your screenplay, have you?

How did you do it? Curious, cuz I’m also the lazy father of a toddler.

During the holiday season, my friends and I would find houses that had exterior Christmas lights; specifically the smaller lights that were usually used on Christmas trees. We gravitated toward the very festive, Clark Griswold-style homes. Back then, if you pulled one bulb out of the line, the entire line went out. …

We should all calm down. This is a complicated issue involving youthful indiscretions, a public university’s right to punish its students, and our rights as blog readers to offer our opinions regarding said punishment. There also seems to be a lot of emotions involved in this debate. We should concentrate on what…

I comprehended him just fine, when he compared raping someone to flipping the bird.

I can read, but I got distracted when that guy compared raping someone to flipping the bird.