Verdict: the Pope is not catholic.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

I cried. As I ate my leftover meatloaf.

imaging the William Shatner version of this really takes this to the next level

Laugh along with the Meatloaf People.

OMG. Perfection.

I think the line “laugh along even though they’re laughing at you and all the stupid things that you do” is applicable to most of the horrific diners in the aforementioned stories.

You are a god

Pulp?

OMG, dude.

This is a thing of such beauty!

Wow! The chorus had be burst out in a high pitched and uncontrollable laugh, startling my coworkers. This deserves so many more stars.

They asked me if our meat was loafed

I love the fact that I’m hearing it as Shatner’s version of that song.

I’ll never live like meatloaf people.

Reading this in William Shatner’s voice and it’s even better