Since the person I responded to dismissed the comment, let me also say this in response to anyone who wants to make jokes or comments about how “shitty” the mall is (keeping in mind PEOPLE DIED WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR OLD ASS IMPRESSION OF THE MALL MATTER):

It was also the only mall a lot of us had relatively easy access to, especially those who lived in very rural parts of the state. It being “shitty” really doesn’t matter here, so stuff it.

Attorney with family law experience, here.

1. A custody case lasting 7 years is absolutely insane and not normal.

2. “When parents turn to courts to decide their dispute for them, they lose control, including over possible compromises,” says Emery. “They also expect vindication, but rarely find it. I cannot understand…

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

Sorry if I have to be “that guy” but what I just watched is disgusting and never would have happened in the old days. It’s just not right and has no place in baseball.

*three people

That’s the first time a cop hasn’t shot at something brown coming towards him in a year.

You could build an entire house out of all that straw.

You're just now realizing that home team commentators are biased? Oh you poor sweet thing.

The Irish Times will be getting a strongly worded letter from Rosemary Plorin.

I'm convinced that Mike Leach can't do anything in life without doing it belligerently.

This FanDuel stuff is getting out of hand.

I am really upset at all this Gawker “retooling,” for a number of reasons, and I HATE that they’re shuttering Kitchenette. PLEASE tell me you're still going to be around, Pinkham, writing stories (especially BCO) and they just won't be a on a subsite. Please?

I’m going to miss your snarky articles and BCO editions on here Pinkham, I hope to read your work again on another site. I wish you best of luck finding a new gig. We’re all going to miss the crap out of you.

Papa John’s, whatever. WE <3 YOU, PINKHAM!!!!

I’m so sorry to hear that Kitchenette got the ax, Mr. Pinkham. Your stories brought me real ragey joy. Please be sure to let us know where you go next so that we can stalk follow you. :/

Question: If a subsite routinely gets 1k+ comments and has multiple weekly features with huge followings, what fucking sense does it make to shutter it?

R.I.P. Kitchenette. Looked forward to this every Monday. .Total mistake on Gawker part.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN…

Damn. They must have been really stupid and/or really sloppy. Criminal convictions for wage theft are really hard to get.