I think not enough has been made of the fact that dude wanted chicken salad, cheese...and ketchup.
Nancy wtf are you talking about please
That’s the most exciting football related thing to happen in Jacksonville in years.
did mark ghost write this for you?
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To be fair, whatever anyone wants to say about Ryan Reynolds, he was born for this particular role. I cannot imagine any other actor playing this character.
Never has a team name been more apt.
To be fair, a try is worth 4 or 5 points in rugby. That’s totally cheating.
Pictured, the doctor writing the exemption:
Whatever. Nihilist Arby’s is better. Not that it matters. Not that anything does.
We have killed him.
If you really think this is frothing and snarling, you must be new here.
I screwed up an omlette the other day and ended up with scrambled eggs for breakfast. And I was going to complain about it, but I then realized; if “scrambled eggs for breakfast” is what I consider a complaint, then I, HijabiRockstar, am living a life most people could only dream of.
This is unrelated to the entirety of this post, but this motherfucker keeps banging his credit card on the bar for the bartenders attention. He’s also blocking her and her barback’s entrance. I just feel the need to publicly shame him.
I scared a student by laughing at this. It is perfect. Thank you.
It was actually invented by accident in a St. Louis diner when an unnamed cook dropped a load of liquid chocolate all over a jar of peanut butter.