Absolutely, they must feel like the polar opposite of a real lawyer.

Build-A-Bear Workshop calls their in house counsel “bearisters”. I find that amusing, but I also feel kind of embarassed for them because it’s on their emails and letters to other lawyers...

SUCH a better word than “lawyer.”

Barring some shitty parts in Pittsburgh

Diet Coke is quite honestly the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted. If I could prevent one technological advance from happening in human history, I would pick aspartame in a heartbeat.

He made an ash out of himself.

He burned his bridges.

DENNIS AND CALLAHAN. HOW DO YOU STILL BE. WE ARE A LIBRUL PEOPLE IN THE BAY STATE, GOOD SIRS. KINDLY STOP POLLUTING THE AIRWAYS.

Go back to hating on the races on your own continent, you’re absolutely brilliant at that. Historically, I mean.

And now I’m craving them again. Thanks a lot jerk.

I laughed so hard at this comment that my stomach is aching. A+++++++

You win.

It looks like this diner got his... *puts on sunglasses* Just desserts...

Russian women are tough, they do not suffer fools gladly.

BOOM