Now this is a Knight! Brienne of Tarthed that fool!

Oh man.

Violence is seldom the answer.

Look, dude, this unnamed man very strongly identifies with the lack of resolution to the question of bed identity location vis a vis his boots, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

This username is incredible.

I think people get defensive when they think they’re being judged personally - which isn’t what I’m doing. I don’t have a problem with people doing what they want, so long as they’re not endangering others. But... smuggling drugs on an airplane is where I go “Sit down and please let’s discuss common sense.”

He thought that Smith was turtling, but he didn’t, Riewoldt was right to think that he should go high

He should be in that Pixels movie since he's the human manifestation of the cheating AI in NBA JAM

Sentences From The Bill Simmons Goodbye Email, Ranked.

Based on my experience with such unconnected drivel, I can only assume that a Mario Kart tournament broke out in the restaurant, and this woman repeatedly used the blue shell on Tyrone.

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

Our dogs will eat almost any vegetables and they will do anything for kohlrabi. ANYTHING. But they have decided bananas are gross. Go figure.

My daughter does this with anything remotely spicy. Dogs and babies - Not That Much Different.

My dog does this with lettuce. I can give him a bite of a sandwich and he will eat everything then spit out the lettuce. I have no idea how he does it.

That is shrimp and grits, you ignoramus, and it is delicious.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen my wife do the same thing. Holy shit. I don’t know how to feel about this.

If a kid did this, it would drive me nuts, but when a dog does this, it's so endearing. I'd feed them that stew all the time just to see it. My dog likes hard boiled eggs, but she breaks them open and eats the yolk out of it before she'll eat the white. Once we took the yolk out gently and gave her the round empty…

That’s a talent!

My Dad’s childhood dog would eat roadkill, but not brussel sprouts. Even if they were mixed into a huge bowl with loads of other food, the sprout(s) at the bottom would be licked clean and left behind.

That’s almost a talent, right there.