If you don’t know the difference between your and you’re, you’re part of the problem.

#thisishowyoually

The theory behind time delay safes is to help prevent the chance of injury to team members. I cannot remember the exact figures, but a huge percentage of robberies have an ‘insider’ connection. I believe it is about 90%. If the team members know that very little money is quickly accessible, then they won’t mention to…

Yeah, the Tim Hortons I go to has these signs pretty prominently displayed on their front doors and the drive-thru window.

Great, you want to find them all homes and psychiatric care so they can take care of themselves. She wants to feed them NOW because they’re hungry NOW.

I hope one of the clue writers at Jeopardy is reading these alternative names for restaurant chains. Drupes come up more often than you think.

Greatful deity survives week,

Meat Patty Sovereign

I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess.

Thank goodness this joke wasn’t made in the first fucking sentence of the article or you would look really unoriginal.

I love when people try to rationalize their assholery. I work retail and when people are being dicks about coupons or discounts they always say "it's not the money, it's the principle" Look Lady, if you're going to scream at one of my teenage employees over 87 cents you're a dick. The principle you need to embrace…

Just coming to say fuck FIFA, they are super dodgy and should definitely be shut down!

I was about to make the same comparison. This is a terrible situation, but how many people support the emirates through their tourism even though the entire UAE is built, literally and figuratively, on slave labor.

No. The joke-that-isn't-really-a-joke is that stadiums for the 2022 World Cup have been built using slave labor and 1000's have died. That's actually the truth, though. Seriously, FIFA is genuinely evil.

I would've thought this would come up sooner—it's way too easy to imagine tens of enslaved people "working" in a restaurant for (obviously) no pay and ungodly hours. It's ripe for the picking, and I doubt that this guy's the only one.

True, I may be an insulting, condescending prick. But I can use apostrophes and punctuation, and I don't throw hissy fits because people aren't treating me like a 9/11 First Responder. To each his own...

Hahahahaa I was going to dismiss the first comment until I saw this

This is the ONLY response that post merits. Well-done.

You know, people might be more impressed with your job if you...I dunno...stopped bleating about it all the time.