It's par for the course. I only do so when I recover from my fainting couch, as the staggering amount of $15/hour caused me to pass out. What would I do with a multitude of riches?

"I could see how someone might be concerned about this, but as an advocate of mustard, I'm not bothered by it."

Just because some saucy tart hurls a fork at you doesn't make you a king. It's not like some bint can come up out of a pool of duck sauce, fling chop sticks at you and make you emperor of PF Changs.

I'm noticing that a lot of these BCO posts involve people who work/eat at The Olive Garden.

I can't call the place by name because I'm not 100% sure I don't need to work there again ... but Kayleigh Davis, as another refugee of Breadstix, Inc, you are my fucking hero.

I tried to play a game: do a shot every time a commenter on this post accused me of being from New York.

No no, I want him to continue, because I want to actually hold this competition and then watch him writhe in discomfort while those of us who have consumed "real" Italian food shit all over his precious little Hill.

Lol k

First off, Wikipedia is not a reliable source

Holy shit dude St Louis has a zoo AND an art museum? You are right what a cultural mecca.

YOU HATE THE ST. PAUL SANDWICH? HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE ST. PAUL SANDWICH? I GREW UP ON THEM. GO FU-

Came here to see their "barbecue" get shat on. Was not disappointed.

I guess I should comment, since I am reading this from inside St. Louis City Hall.

Oh my God - this is everything I have ever felt about St. Louis but not been able to say to anyone in the East Coast/European cities I've lived in since leaving ten years ago (because who gives a shit about St. Louis?) or to anyone on visits home (because everyone already assumes it's what I'm thinking, and also…

Even the pizza they have in the articles picture is half black olives, and not a tiny bit either just black olives all over the place.

* Rob: Oregon Trail was a game you were supposed to lose. It's the Kobayashi Maru for second graders.

* Rob: Oregon Trail was a game you were supposed to lose. It's the Kobayashi Maru for second graders.

Your use of the Kobayashi Maru pleases me on this otherwise crappy day of work.