The Show Me Then I'll Take Credit for Inventing It State

"Vitriol" is the wrong word for what this is.

"If it happened at our fair, we get credit for it"

Fun fact: Jesus actually came to St. Louis first. Both mainstream Christians and Mormons got it wrong. I mean, why else would the second-highest position in the Catholic church be called Cardinals?

BREAK HIS BACK AND MAKE HIM HUMMMMBBLLLEEE

He humbled that salad bar.

The Iron Sheik Twitter feed is pure fucking gold.

WHAT IF THEYRE REVIEWING VANILLA SPRINKLES???

A 6 year Yelp Elite member from St. Louis? Gee golly willikers, I didn't know I was talking to a CELEBRITY.

Everything Is Shiny finds this post to be beyond cool, useful, and funny, she finds it perfection.

I;m doing that cartoon thing where my eyes are hearts that pound out of my head.

I LOVE YOU. and you win.

MadPiglet found this review Cool Useful Funny.

Granddad: #2 of the Twitter 8 found this review helpful

5 stars. Would read again.

That is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

Here we go, the famous "Midwestern Butthurt"

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This is everything.