A-hem. Allow me to translate via another incomprehensible Muppet:
A-hem. Allow me to translate via another incomprehensible Muppet:
You stupid motherfucker, it's Piglio Griglio.
Canadian milk?
Customer: Two orders of large french fries, please.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A BOWL WITHOUT SOUP IN IT. If you don't understand this, you are a heartless elitist.
THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE.
When it goes to seed, it's the WORST. So bitter.
I prefer them smoked, then they taste like fettucinis.
Ooooh yes, "Pinkham's Law", definitely we need to make that a thing up there with Godwin's Law :D
i am so obsessed w pinkham's law it's not even funny
Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, the BIZARRO EDITION:
That's just about the only thing he didn't eat, from the looks of him.
But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.
The correct rule?
I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?
In fairness to Rick's costumer, Benito Mussolini was notorious for his creativity in ringing up orders in a way that charged people less money.
The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...
LOL. K, we'll see you again when you make the same comment on a Jez post two weeks from now.
I hear that all murderers and drug dealers are under its influence!
Directly and indirectly involved in more deaths per year than any other chemical. Or Food.