Did you know that some ignorant people actually bathe their babies in it? That's just irresponsible I tell you.

Holy shit, I never even heard of that one before. What is it in? What happens to me if I eat it? I think I just fed some to my baby and he turned Latino. What's going on here?

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

You're not alone.

well played babe

OMG I so hate that.

I've never worked in the food service industry, but I have gotten a bit of sweet vengeance on a customer before. Working at a gas station, you get customers that complain at and blame you for everything from the price of milk to the size of coffee cups, like the clerk has anything to do with those things. I had a guy…

An editor pitched that headline and there was absolutely no way I wasn't going with it immediately.

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

So don't read them.

sadly no. But this is what went down.

My fiance and I made good friends with a server at a sports bar when my 5ft fiance over heard a biker say to the server, "You should smile more, makes you look prettier"...all 5ft of her got up ran over to the guy, slapped him and called him a sorry sack of shit, told him to smile and lose weight so we could find him…

hell, I got that comment even when I worked at Macy's. So dumb I'm ringing your purchase out which takes a minute I'm not your shopping buddy

As someone with serious resting bitch face, I've gotten this a lot.

Kaye Meloni (and her story) is awesome. And this is what I envisioned as I read it.

I kid, I kid, I'm not actually worried!

Okay, so where has this .gif been my whole life? It's pretty much the best thing.

i want like, an actual tapestry of this so much

"I'm going to give these people a piece of my vacant mind." — Everyone involved