MillerCoors. And shock top is owned by AB InBev, so don't try and retreat to that.

One of the three Elysian co-founders (and the one who voted against the sale) Dick Cantwell was NOT HAPPY with the ad. He's been a major proponent of getting craft beer going in Seattle, including legal reforms that have made it easier to brew and sell.

Honestly, what amused me the most was that this was from the same company currently turning out tallboys of Bud Light with fruit flavorings. Those Lime-A-Ritas are a huge hit.

Figures. Good thing brewers are sprouting up all over the place here in Oregon!

I haven't seen you in SO LONG and I am so glad an Oregonian is here on this article lol

Ah fuck, they bought Elysian? Sad times, I always loved their beers. Some big company also bought up 10 Barrel out of Bend. I shall strike them off the list as well...

Nice Meeple!

Let that be a lesson to you kids: if you want to be disoriented, woozy, suffer blackouts and have trouble standing on your feet, just get a concussion like a responsible adult.

THIS GIF WAS MADE FOR THIS MOMENT.

Working at a sports bar my shift manager one night proved how awesome he really was when an obnoxious drunk ass hole grabbed me very, very inappropriately.

"....a popular Southern California animal/theme park best known for being the only place where the guests sometimes get to watch apex predators never meant to be kept in swimming pools savagely maul the performers during shows. "

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

Well now I'm really disappointed that their "oven-baked sandwiches" aren't called SUBS.

BAAAAAAAAH there is water all over my laptop screen now and I don't care. I love you and want to have your comment babies.

I see what you did there.

A VOICE ORDERING APP

"Mino" would have been a better option. Or Min. Or Ino. Or Omi.