Dammit, I made it through the whole post without mentioning Florida!

Oh my God, are you just determined to find the negative in everything? Good lord.

Considering that literally everyone quoted was saying that they appreciated getting to try something different for a change, I'm pretty sure no one's complaining.

I worked for a short while in customer service for an ISP and one day this guy calls (not a customer) and demands that we call his neighbour (a customer) and ask that they disable the password for their w-fi because he could no longer access the Internet since his neighbour enabled password protection. He even…

Portland Yelpers are a very special breed of mentally deranged snowflake.

Hey there, we can be friends

Tears of happiness, I think you'll find.

Ah well. The more people agree with, you, the more banana Runts are left for meeeee!

I AM FROM BRITISH CANADA AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY MY CANDIES ARE NOT REPRESENTED.

PLEASE WRITE ME AN EXTENSIVE LETTER OF APOLOGY DETAILING THE REASONS FOR THIS LACK OF CONSIDERATION. I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME, AS THIS IS CLEARLY A PERSONAL AFFRONT.

RIP CITY, BABY

Yeah, it's sure been awful to watch.

That's because Oregon is the best state.

In situations such as this, a preface of "tl;dr" would be appropriate for your post.

Then as a butch lesbian, if this is what feminism is I turn in my badge and gun. Shaming choices and blaming male gaze and questioning peoples relationship to beauty standards (read het beauty standards) always leads to marginalization of lgbt people. Always.

Yeah, what a loser, starting for an NCAA tournament team as a sophomore. And Michael Sam - sure, you we're an All-American, but where was your name on the All-WORLD team?!

I dumped a jar of pickles into my ex-boyfriend's gym bag when we both worked for a professional sports team.
The man hated pickles.
I don't regret it.

Everything should come with cheese curds, really. Oil changes, fancy scotches in bars, shopping at Bloomingdales.

Exactly why was this shared to GT?

I would very much like to buy you a beer, a bag of chips or a cake. Your choice.

Seriously. That is one of the easiest and clearest scriptures to understand. Like, I don't even know how you can possibly interpret that any other way.