Whatever Quenneville said to Nash at that intermission must have been epic.

There’s no AA leagues west of Texas, though. Kind of hard to avoid that situation at that level for the Western teams.

The only reason anybody would say a football player at a major Texas university qualifies as an “amateur” is because they haven’t been caught yet.

Inspired by other AL clubs, Joe Girardi will be sure to have Kirby Yates give Bautista one high in the ribs for this at some random point later in the year.

As someone employed by a community college, I’d ask that she stick with online-only courses and not actually come to campus, thanks.

*breaks Pulisic’s leg*

“Lucky fucker, actually getting a chance to fire a Gruden.” - Daniel Snyder

I’m trying to match it up with the (I’m assuming) 50-meter marker he hit right when he went into the wall. 75 feet may be a conservative guess.

I think it’s the fact that it even took the announcers a couple of seconds to recognize what was left of Alonso’s car was actually a car that made my throat drop.

You Will Not BELIEVE What Scot Pollard Said About Vivek Ranadive

As far as MOBA casting, Riot really does do it best, but that’s because they’ve invested not only in their casters, but designed the game to be extremely watchable.

I know the Facebook album has aggro players crying bloody murder. So I already love this.

“The St. Louis arch is the doorway through which Great C’thulhu enters our realm”

The Maple Leafs would rather receive a boiling lead enema than give an OK to a team in Hamilton or the Toronto suburbs.

Doubt it. The fact that most Americans watch the “Big Four” of professional sports doesn’t mean people don’t see, say competitive swimming as a non-sport.

I didn’t know Juggalos even *liked* hockey.

Beat Adrian Morley by 1 second.

Thank goodness he’s only going around spearing people in the head. If he had done something serious like smoke a joint the NFL would have had to suspend him multiple weeks.

Makes sense. Memphis is west of Chicago and Milwaukee.

Weird Heyward would want to leave a team whose fans would shit on him for his performance while giving Matt Adams a pass.