Don’t worry, Columbus got it back when they didn’t get called for a hand ball in the box in the 60th minute.

Your move, Philly.

Oh, come on. When you’re all playing Solid Snake pachinko, you’ll forget all about Hideo Kojima. /s

I had to give up on YouTube through ChromeCast. It was horrible.

But what will they do without their penises, I mean, guns?

Good point. Because as we know, nobody with the right to carry a concealed weapon has ever done anything they weren’t supposed to while carrying said concealed weapon at any time in the history of the universe.

Not bringing Lewis (or his asshole buddy Thorin) back would probably be one of the best moves Dreamhack could make.

Richard Lewis and Breitbart deserve each other. A immature manchild writing for an audience of immature menchildren.

The more important question is whether cell phones are being snuck in or destroyed.

Gainesville cops catch the ball, but don’t really do anything with it.

“By jove, sir, great argument!”

Jesus Fucking Christ, the dude they got a quote from in the story:

In case you weren’t sure that was dirty, targeting and leading with the head, here’s the hit from another angle.

They wanted their beards to be more stylish.

In Australia, the burgers must be potentially fatal to humans just like everything else in the country.

The Blazers color announcer, Mike Rice Sr., is the only announcer to ever be ejected from a NBA game by a referee.

But that’s how half the white guys in Portland dress.

It’s a modified game of hurling called Super 11s. No points, only goals. With just a 100-yard pitch, the goalies would be knocking through a point on every puck-out.