Juan Marichaling someone with a hurl is an instant red card and a good way to earn a lengthy ban from the GAA.

Shame a bunch of people couldn’t tell what team scored it because of the red and green kits.

Obviously, if he’s robbing a Dairy Queen, he has named his sword Blizzard.

Fox Sports is ready to give her a show and a Tumblr blog to write on.

You can’t have Freaky Fast Delivery(TM) with patient drivers.

Better Felonies, Better Pizza.

It’s a great choice when you need a sandwich that tastes like nothing but iceberg lettuce and cheap mayo.

The same kind of cheap asshole who openly bragged on Fox News he would cut his workers hours to avoid Obamacare requirements.

Honestly, until the mention of lawyer, it seemed that it could have been a Timofey Mozgov story.

Straw Lady was disappointing. Because she had the chance to literally walk next door and punch Jimmy John Liautaud in the face.

Apparently the basepath in Australia is girth by sea.

Even worse, to a colorblind Bills tailgater there are four teams that look alike out there.

In the Fallout universe, the ‘Skins never moved from Boston in the 1930s. So instead Daniel Snyder is a minor antagonist.

It was interesting to watch because it was a strategy that is the antithesis of what we’ve come to expect from MOBA games. In particular: Don’t let the opposition kill you.

This one will pretty much insta-kill Tom in critical situations.

He’ll also have a special weapon called the Tuck. Especially effective against Raiders.

Well, that’s how the smart people will interpret it.

Horrible coworkers clearly bullying a person with food allergies by eating all their birthday ice cream. Come on.

No, you’re crying.

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