Since we’re talking about Chick-Fil-A, the appropriate thing to say is that evangelicals are having a cow.

I can’t believe there are still Twitter accounts Curt hadn’t blocked yet.

Actually, you’re on Kitchenette, not Jezebel itself. So you’re both an idiot and a shitty bartender.

Dram shop laws apply to injuries caused by the drunk person to others. A server can’t be held liable for a drunk person injuring their own reputation because they were popped for DUI.

“I’m going to sue the person that reported me for breaking the law, even though I can’t prove they were responsible. That makes perfect sense!”

Oh come on man, no restaurant that’s already serving alcohol at a discount would *ever* force an employee to over serve or skimp on the training. NEVER. Never Ever.

How does anybody know the server would have seen them getting into a car if they didn’t outside, but more importantly why should anybody genuinely give a fuck about the motive?

Pinkham’s Law bringing out burner lawyers. This is amazing.

You mean the baseball team that couldn’t draw 3,000 a game?

The same Ratliff the Cowboys cut because he got into a locker room argument with Jerry Jones two years ago?

Nah. The Cowboys cut him because he got into a locker room argument with Jerry Jones. Because on Planet Jerry, fighting with a coach is great, but fighting with him is unforgivable.

I guess I see it as a net loss because we’re talking about boss and Kerrigan is a fairly decent damage dealer. Even if those two didn’t push all the way to core, I’d say they definitely knocked down both bot lane forts.

Third tribute for Kerrigan’s team spawned right at the end of the fight. I say Raynor still net lost.

It was definitely a feast or famine kind of play from the Raynor.

*Insert dumb, annoying comment about spoilers here*

I don’t feel even remotely bad because I know I’m right.

It was an exciting play in the semifinals of fucking Worlds that got the crowd and social media excited. Of course it’s going to get written about.

You’d think the brand name of the hot dogs would be a clue.

It wasn’t disappointing to me. It seems most people watching it liked it. It had a big reaction from the crowd and on social media, which is why Yanick wrote an article about it.