Points for the Kirby reference.

‘Fraid so. From openly saying he’ll cut his workers hours to avoid having to provide health care (while donating tons of cash to a ritzy private health clinic in Florida) to having a dress code that even dictates the colors of shoe soles, Jimmy John Liautaud is an evil douchebag.

Coug’d it.

Make it a Fatal Four-Way cage match with CKE and Jimmy John.

May they forever have to team with a Hammer that always Es within tower range and picks BFG every time.

In other words, this Waffle House hashbrowned story was poorly Covered before it was Scattered and Smothered all over by conservatives who Chunked it off to their buddies. Topped off by the fact this guy Diced his chances before, the staff was rightly Peppered that someone could wind up Capped by his recklesness. I…

People don’t want eyelashes in their food because eyelashes have terrible taste and texture.

considering this man carries an infectious virus that is known to kill people in large numbers.

This is good Kinja.

Think of the other possibilities.

I implore you to send more bonkers sex stories.

Can’t touch this comment.

Sometimes the efforts for sanity aren’t really genuine, they sort of mallet in.

Don’t hit your customers with hammers.

Nah, it’ll be Russia. That’s where all the cool kids go to avoid being arrested by western governments these days.

The more powerful KJ has become politically, the better lawyers he’s gotten at his disposal. Sadly, the closest any of this may come to “catching up to him” is losing an election.

You know even if it does come out these sick workers were basically forced into work, someone will come along and defend it. Be all “It’s just Hep A, live and let liver.”

The creator of that flyer was a real Moscow muse.

The Point