It involves math, dude. Nothing* draws out apologists more than math confusion.

I do my very best to pretend the modern Republican Party does not exist.

But that would mean the dumb people get to shoot someone, too...

Can it be the whole hand? Otherwise there’s a risk a person could learn to snap with different fingers.

I’ve heard there are places where stabbing someone in the face is a great honor. Maybe that’s what was going on.

This week, I find myself scared after reading this.

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

This is one of those situations where we can all just want to watch the world burn and that’s perfectly OK.

I prefer double-secret menus.

Ask them to at least AFK in front of the goal?

In St. Louis, no less...

Hey, those $12.40 Brady jerseys are in limited quantities.

Even more bush league than the Phillies in general this season?

“Why are they replaying one of my old Marlins press conferences?”

It’s not a courtesy. It’s a team covering their ass because they don’t the trade to be voided by injuring a player who is no longer theirs.

Why would you want a player whose head obviously isn’t fully in the game out on the field?

It’s actually gotten funnier because the Mets have managed to become even dumber since the Daulerio days.

Pretty sure if a player you traded stays in the game and gets injured, what actually happens is the trade is voided, because you knowing devalued an asset that was no longer yours.

Plus, there can be a real white savior complex in regards to people who do safari hunts. “The meat goes to all the poor starving Africans! I’M HELPING THE BLACK PEOPLE.”

I now like the part where the person who the law is named after pointed out you can’t spell their fucking name and you’re still fucking it up.