oregonbeast
Comrade OB is the Pravda
oregonbeast

Yes, I am certain the parents of children on the spectrum are submitting photos to this Instagram account in fucking droves.

My dog growing up refused to eat peas. You could literally give her a bit of stew with mixed vegetables in it, she’d lick the bowl clean, then she would drop all the uneaten peas out of her mouth back into the empty bowl.

Yeah, pickiness due to legit medical reasons is different than claiming a crunchiness allergy or something.

Shrimp & grits is never not good.

I await the version of this for adults with child-like pickiness.

When asked for additional comment, John Skipper shrugged his shoulders and said “What ya gonna do, brother?” then proceeded to tear his yellow dress shirt in two.

I think this is a major opportunity for the World’s Smallest Cello.

I would say LeSean was hat-tipping Stephen A., except we all know LeSean doesn’t tip.

And yet Canadian teams can’t actually win it, so....

This is the Yelp review of Kitchentte comments.

My town has neither an Old Spaghetti Factory or Spaghetti Warehouse.

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

“Stop the killing of black people at endemic rates at the hands of police because it is the right thing to do” is all the incentive that is needed or I am interested in providing.

When a white restaurant server shoots a customer of color in the back multiple times, kills them with a choke hold, or severs their spine and gets away with it, you can come back here and have an actual point.

The important question for me remains unanswered: Are the bones local?

Personality Cults: No longer limited to third-world dictators and L. Ron Hubbard.

Fear not. Assholes always find a way.

Stephen A. won’t hold athletic commissions to a higher standard than Joe Public, when the idea of having a higher standard than Joe Public would for the issuing of boxing licenses is the whole point of having athletic commissions regulate boxing in the first place.

ESPN also has a website called Watch ESPN where you can see replays of events they broadcast.