The horse is just trying to get paid, we all know that.

Taylor won’t be part of any Premier League coverage because he works for ESPN. NBC has the American rights for the Premier League.

Kyle Martino, who is pretty good friends with Taylor Twellman.

Please be born after 1976, please be born after 1976, please be born after 1976, please be born after 1976...

But has he ever done a Dougie?

Wait until you meet the person running it.

Since this is Cincinnati, it could have been even worse if chili was part of the ingredient list.

I’ll never forgive the Royals for making Hawk say something that makes sense.

Now my serious comment: If this franchisee did not want their shop and/or safe to be a target, they should display how little money they keep in their safe and register. Lots of fast food places do this, specifically to avoid becoming a robbery target.

If she was fired for leaving too much money in a safe, it’s quite obvious Z&H Foods is not owned by Scrooge McDuck.

#FFFFFF Fortress

Meat Patty Sovereign

I think of what they call “fast casual” places where it’s still made in front but has a bit more involved than, say, Underground Transit System.

Much like Jaime’s credit card, the waitress was quite sunk.

Beer is for drinking, water is for fighting over.

Allegedly. I don't believe the rumors, though.

Flying Frozen Cannoli of Doom.

Plus with an ice cream sandwich, the ice cream is hard enough to break off while your teeth are still in contact with the cookie exterior, thus avoiding direct ice cream on teeth contact.

A Texan rides to Taco Bell on Friday, is arrested and stays in jail for three days, then leaves on Friday.

I maintain this: If your median "conservative" knew who was actually responsible for the bulk of "entitlements" they hate so much in the United States, they'd never bitch about a minimum wage increase or spend unnecessary energy critiquing the grocery choices of the person with the EBT card in front of them in the…