Oh, and for the record, no, I'm not going to be recruited into a ridiculous witch hunt over a decade-plus-old Livejournal dug up by a bunch of burners with an axe to grind.

"I probably ended that marriage"

I'm sure the baby and its diaper was minor to whatever shenanigans you claim to have undertaken as a seafood restaurant employee: http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/there-was-a-ti…

So Rick “If You Want An Abortion Get The Father’s Permission” Brattin isn’t a one-trick pony...

I sowwy.

Serf & Turf

Written snark tends to be my preferred outlet.

I'd consider a boss who considered blatantly mindfucking with all of his employees by intentionally trying to bait them into breaking one of their rules a solid business practice to be pretty damn shitty, myself.

Thanks for making me start my week with a massive urge to punch people.

and fuck FIFA too. In fact fuck FIFA double.

There's a whole section of U.S. Code devoted to "peonage, slavery, and trafficking in persons" so yes, it is most definitely a federal crime: http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/USCO…

Emphasis is on the sad.

Kumar's Tandoori Grill is a proud sponsor of the 2022 FIFA World Cup.

Wow, that's straight-up Qatari-level bullshit.

Fuck my non-existent wife. After a good two years with barely enough counter space in my kitchen for a microwave and toaster oven in my condo, I FUCKING WANT THAT SHIT.

Exactly. With that ultra-con asshole Pence as governor and Republican majority in the Legislature, abandoning babies to Jesus is the best hope Hoosiers are going to have a long while.

Your a troll, and a moron.

Dear Governor Walker:

You can at some point and I wouldn't feel bad. The last time I saw somebody fellatiate themselves so much over the work they did was every time I'm around a Tea Partier.

Russian judge = 9.8
British judge = 9.7
Canadian judge = 9.6
German judge = 9.7
American judge = 9.7
French judge = 9.9