I know when I'm over feeling guilty about something, the first thing I do is shop around a 900-word blog post about it.

Washington is Oregon with the cool shit spread further apart at three times the cost with sales tax.

It appears Rep. Groen is still harboring a massive amount of bitterness over the fact his attempt to eliminate all state funding given to Planned Parenthood went completely down in flames last month.

Imagine how much mustard McDonald's would have to go through if The Cornballer had caught on.

You can't get in trouble for not following requirements that aren't enforced by those who require them.

Although, if we're being totally honest here, even with all we know now in medicine, putting ranch dressing on a burn would be better than eating it in most cases.

Because I think it is. The End. The legal definition don't mean shit to me here because this isn't a court of law.

Your words made me mad. Please send me $25 for the inconvenience of reading them.

Congratulations. You're attempting to argue semantics on the Internet.

It's all free food.

Finally, she made two demands of the owners: first, she wanted a free dinner for her family, everything included. Furthermore, she wanted $100 for the inconvenience. That's right: she wanted the owners to pay her a sort of "fine" for our simple mishap.

That you believe they were entitled to extort an extra $100 on top of getting their meal comped when they had already accepted they were going to have a two-hour wait?

When You're Here, You're Much More Likely To Be A Festering Cumboil.

Why I give it leeway is that the story makes clear there was a car wash nearby. So there was ample opportunity to remove the yolk before it caused any significant paint damage.

Man, that Minnesota story was peak Minnesota.

Eggs-cellent.

...of COURSE it's in fucking St. Louis.

I couldn't really process anything you typed because that image of St. Louis pizza at the top of your post was so horrifying.

I didn't do that, because I'd have to drink double because of my damn username.

How about skipping the St. Louis rubber-on-ketchup-on-hardtack and getting actual pizza?