Add some ketchup to your spray cheese on a saltine and you're actually eating St. Louis pizza.

Oregonians have to miss the speed limit by 10-15 mph. Whether that's 10-15 over or 10-15 under is entirely your choice.

It's closer to mozzarella than the Frankencheese they use in St. Louis.

Yes. The one in Cave Junction.

Because once you leave Portland, Eugene and Ashland, Oregon becomes West Arkansas.

Wild River, in Cave Junction.

*you're

NERDS1!!!11

As a resident of Oregon, I wholeheartedly endorse bashing on Seattle every opportunity I get.

No, no, I totally got what you are saying.

Well, Mr. Pinkham, you were right.

Go on a hot streak and you'll catch up to the Yankees by 2030.

You have a very wide definition of "cheese" and "bread" to apply those terms to St. Louis-style pizza.

You know what The Rock does to people who uses his catch phrases, right?

Nope.

Nothing screams "Brooklyn" like my screen name.

Their state officials should provide plenty of opportunity.