Papa John's still has the decency to use actual mozzarella.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

Should have warned you. But I'm still glad the Pats beat the Seachickens.

It's not pizza everywhere except St. Louis.

I would say Boston is far more relevant than St. Louis. They are far closer together in regards to being insufferable.

Not possible, because I don't plan on dying in St. Louis.

I can also order a style of pizza that's not built on top of ketchup and hardtack.

It is literally not possible to make a St. Louis-style pizza look appetizing. I've looked at pictures of it eight beers deep and still went "NOPE WON'T EAT IT".

I am not interested in seeing Cthulhu's baby pictures.

Maybe you can help with something else about St. Louis pizza I find confusing.

#baseballsbestclergy

Having a thin crust is fine.

SHEIK TAKE DOWN JABRONI SALAD BAR AND GIVE CHICKEN RESTAURANT A CAMEL CLUTCH.

St. Louis Yelp Elite members aren't allowed to act like celebrities. Can't have any GLORY BOYS on St. Louis Yelp.

Looking at that photo made my cholesterol go up 5 points.

TheCasualEnthusiast - St. Louis, MO

I haven't gone straight mayo, but I do like to mix up my own fry sauce when I get the chance.

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

C.A. Pinkham lives in Pittsburgh, where a popular regionalized food item are deli sandwiches where french fries are served in the sandwich instead of on the side.