Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.

I imagine that's tougher to do when it's a national chain restaurant. If it was a single place, with an owner-operator, probably would be more likely to happen.

I like cheeseburgers. I like omelets.

It's the "Chuck C. Johnson".

Wait until they go full Domino's and show a bowel in leather and bondage.

POINTS.

Dom doesn't understand fury. But he does understand pizza.

Also, I must add:

BUT IT'S NOT AN APP. YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN APP. THEM'S THE RULES.

You know, I'm honestly not surprised. None of us should be.

Imagine if they wanted their coleslaw freshly squeezed.

...and a key takeaway is that the character doing it on 3rd Rock is LITERALLY FROM ANOTHER PLANET. As in, no sane rational human being on Earth would actually consider that something appropriate to do.

Billy Madison.

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior. He ends it with, "And it doesn't matter anyway, we live in [a state] where the restaurant has to pay them…

Sally what the fuck are you talking about please.

Billy Madison.

Do you have sweet ginseng deals?