Yep, watches are absolutely pointless these days with smartphones. That's why there's no way prominent smartphone manufacturers will ever consider selling watches that link to those smartphones.

In my work, I'm around plenty of towns the same size as Steubenville and Weirton. I'm not going to call them podunk, but that doesn't mean they aren't insular enough to breed the type of culture that make this exact thing feasible. Honestly, it makes it even more likely.

...a metro area where the bulk of people live in a different state, of which Steubenville isn't even its largest city, and Steubenville city proper (which ranks 105th among Ohio cities by size) is small enough to be served by a single public high school.

We'll need to know your race and gender first.

In a small city in Ohio? Absolutely.

I lived north of campus, so I usually grabbed a sixer at the Nord Avenue Safeway.

I am a proud graduate of California State University, Chico, the hometown of Ken Grossman and Sierra Nevada Brewing. I even managed to accomplish a bachelor's degree in less than five years. More than four, but less than five.

Behold an actual exchange Rep. Townsend (or whoever has the unfortunate task of running her FB page) had. I have bolded for emphasis.

Pedantic Penal Colony Progeny Puts Down Provider of Prose, Proves to be Premier Peon.

If the beer wasn't dirty before, it will be after it's been around me for a while.

Wine coolers and Biden. What else do ugly toad bitch girls need in life besides that and their whiny voices?

Except for wine coolers.

I'm more than willing to explain anything your feeble little lady brain can't handle. But that's not sexist because I would do it for any man who couldn't, either (although we know that never happens).

Can I bring beer to the Squalor Party?

Here's how it looked as broadcasted in North Korea:

Right, because you obviously show you're a group supportive of women by attempting to shame one over having sex when there was a camera around. The horror.

Anonymous has never really been known for letting their brains function faster than their typing fingers.