orbix42
orbix42
orbix42

[insert any every sedan]

Sounds more like you should ditch that shitbox SUV.

Sure, wooden steering wheel would go nice with my Nissan Versa!

Not a year but a relationship to other tech. I propose wood steering wheels only go with cars that came with crank windows

Ever old Jeep owner knows that rule number one states that if the gas gauge is lower than half tank it might as well be empty

I love the Instant Pot, but it takes a lot of skill and artistry to nail each recipe. Small variances in ingredients or method have wildly varying outcomes.

Crock Pot is much, much simpler. Although, I’ve never understood these 5 hour recepies. Nobody leaves for work for 5 hours. How the fuck am I supposed to do this?

Definitely helpful for mobility issues. I still kind of chuckle a bit at the first time I drove an E92 M3 and had the extender poke me in the arm. I was like “what the fuck is this thing”, because the seat belt didn’t even catch onto it the first time.

Oh man, that’s actually a great idea for a 2-door car. Most of the time the belt hangs so far back on a coupe that it’s hard to grab without turning around in your seat. Needlessly complicated, mind you, but still a decent idea for helping people with mobility issues.

To get to it you gotta pull the trim out the trunk and fish under for some plastic tabs that you pray you don’t break. Then pull them and unscrew a plastic pin retainer and replace the whole emblem unit as its sold as one with the motor inside it.

Just wait; soon, some car manufacturer will install a minuscule wiper assembly and washer fluid spray nozzle just for the backup camera lens. My money’s on Volvo.

If I know VW ‘doing it right’ will quickly devolve into “shit my rear view camera no longer works”.

It seems like every time I buy a new car, I struggle to remove its oil filter because the previous owner decided to crank that sucker down tight. the car hasn’t run in over 20 years and there’s 27 inches of rust/grease creating an impenetrable seal between the filter and engine. Also, the engine bay currently being

With global platforms, Ford will still have the small cars available when the inevitable happens. They won’t be selling them here, but they will have the ability to (federalize them and) bring them here should the demand pick up due to rising fuel prices.

Primitive, but you could fix them with a hammer. Beautiful is as beautiful does.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

Because parked cars are known as great locations to store valuables. Instead of having the package stolen from my doorstep, I can now have my car window smashed before it gets stolen.

This is the correct take. I don’t understand why a car enthusiast wouldn’t learn manual just out of curiosity.

How is it not an option? Learn to drive manual. It takes a day.