orbitalgun
John Small Berries
orbitalgun
Feb 17
25

You’ve had a chest freezer to be trapped in all this time and didn’t invite the rest of us? You lucky bastard.

Feb 17
44

Joss [Whedon] was kind of like, “Hey, I want to give you this, ’cause the other thing didn’t work out. And you only got to wear one costume on Firefly so now you get to wear dresses and look really pretty, And while you’re doing that you’ll also be eating souls.” Read more

Feb 4
27

I’m confused about what you’re writing here, because that isn’t at all what the artist is alleging?
This isn’t a matter of “I created a character, they created a similar character so therefore they stole my idea”. It’s:

“I created a character they liked, and they went out of their way to specifically hire the people I Read more

Jan 28
13

I guess they missed a trick by not calling this episode “The Long Walk”.

Dec 28
13

The development of Windows Core OS means that Windows 10X won’t run traditional Win32 desktop applications when it starts appearing in 2021. Read more

Nov 12
7

Not completely out of nowhere, as he did play a slasher-style killer in Nightbreed (with one of my favorite masks):

Oct 27
5

It gets shit on a lot by the fan base but I genuinely enjoyed the Evil Dead remake.

Oct 21
5

There is no need to care about Chris Pratt now that he is no longer Anna Faris’s husband, and that’s that on that.

Sep 2
4

The rover is long overdue for some retrospective love. That movie and Cosmopolis combined were what cemented my love for Pattinson as an actor.
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Sep 1
53

This review leaves so many unanswered questions. Why is astronaut Hilary Swank married to Josh Charles, when she had clearly gotten together with Aaron Eckhart after restarting the earth’s core? Are the astronauts going to Mars because the core has once again stopped working and humanity needs to find a new home? Has Read more

Jun 22
14

He also directed the severely underrated Tigerland (not that his worth as a person depends on how good his films were, but that one brought me some joy).

Jun 14
7

This is a terrible, terrible idea. Carrying something like that will make you an instant target for police, because you go from being “just another ‘peaceful’ protestor” to “someone who came equipped and looking for a fight”. You also go from being a face in the crowd to being an identifiable target for a “snatch Read more