Jaws, always and forever it’s Jaws. 

You crushed it bro.

This has nothing to do with the story, but here goes anyway:

If you smell what the Rock is cookin... It’s asparagus.

“Dwayne Johnson (hereafter refer to as ‘The Rock’) will be limited to handing off a maximum of 2 bottles of his urine during a rolling 24 hour period.”

If I were Biden and SCOTUS ruled for Trump, I’d immediately have him assassinated.

I think its to save the Tesla owner the embarrassment of being seen outside with a Tesla.

This is the best thing I have read from the AV Club in a long, long time. Beautiful, heartbreaking essay!

Wait until they find out the original Juliet actor was a man.

We’re still in the escrow period.

How the hell is Memento not on this list? It was the first film I can remember to really drive home the futility of the revenge-at-all-costs trope and launched the career of one of our finest filmmakers.

Was on the way to work, stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly my car started shaking and vibrating. I sit there think, “Oh great, what’s wrong with my car, I hope I make it into work,...” then I looked up and noticed the traffic light was swinging back and forth. Earthquake.

Well you see, when one wants to take a molehill and convince others that it’s actually a mountain, a bit of creative license is necessary. 

Reester Bunnies beat Reese’s eggs for me. The chocolate/peanut butter filling ratio is perfect, and the chocolate is slightly darker (so more bitter) and better quality than what’s used for Reese’s cups, eggs, etc.

In the immortal words of Norm MacDonald:

I dunno, I think Baldwin might have missed his shot.

“The remaining claims include Pitt’s assertion that the couple had an ‘unwritten, unspoken implied contract’ that Jolie would not sell her shares without Pitt’s consent”

I’m not a lawyer, but that sounds rock solid to me.

Just think, you could have watched this video 7 almost 8 times, if you had a working smart phone.

“though, seeing as how they already made this new one, it’s probably too late to do anything about it”

I would apply this more broadly to all Minnesota drivers, and by that I mean born and bred, “one of us”, Minnesotans; not a “from away” transplanted Minnesotan. I’m from AZ and have driven from L.A. to Boston and all states’ drivers pale in comparison to the True North Minnesotan. (And, despite having lived in MN for…