Halle Bailey is a talented performer and songwriter, but holy shit, why is she being asked to take the melody on a fucking rollercoaster? Just sing the song! The lyrics and melody are emotional enough on their own.

Booksmart wasn’t a good film and you should’ve seen this coming from miles away. Get ready for Spiderwoman next. 

Yep. It makes news of those numbers meaningless. For all we know old episodes of Alf on Tubi pull down 25 million views a week.  

There’s something extremely exhausting about the way streaming services guard their viewership numbers so carefully while also advertising those numbers for select series.

It was a good movie that was not a reboot, sequel or super hero movie and came just when people needed something like that. So in the history of movies, it is ok. It was good for the time it came out. 

A movie I will happily avoid in all its toxic forms.

https://www.theonion.com/christ-article-a-video-1819595653

The kid who he had the conversation with about being Christian was pretty obviously not Remy. But I’m not exactly shocked that this review gets basic facts wrong, given the reviews for previous episodes.

Humanity is much more directly going down the drain because of the billions of dollars charitable organizations like this have wasted on sub-par, underplanned projects, which they will continue to do as we continue to spiral. You need a perspective shift.

It was mostly on Black twitter, not surprised that folks around here weren’t aware of it and don’t seem to grasp it, really. This article leaves out that crucial context: it wasn’t the internet in general that went in on Zoe Kravitz, it was Black people specifically and I think knowing that helps frame her…

Yeah, I guess the argument is it was tacky to put focus on her dress and make light of the slap, but also...who cares? She went to an awards show that, by all usual accounts, is a place to be seen and show off your look. It’s not her fault the slap heard round the world happened. And she gave it more weight than a lot…

“here’s a picture of my dress at the show where we are apparently assaulting people on stage now.

That plan was dropped when Gao got into the writers’ room and realized that nobody was actually “adept at writing, you know, rousing trial scenes.”

Nope. And the costumes were not even that form fitting.  All the work out did was make him have a weird looking head

Oh, thank god, I was terrified Goldstein wasn’t going to put himself through a grueling, ultimately unsustainable and unhealthful training regimen purely for the gratification of seeing his eight pack for a 5-second shirtless scene.

If anyone actually believes that Batgirl supposedly ‘testing poorly’ is the reason they completely shitcanned it, then they’re just as dumb as WB wants them to be.

That actor was actually pretty good!

He’s entirely missing the point.

I’ll leave it at this for now, because you’ve left a lot in this review to take umbrage with, and I’m too tired to bother with listing it all out: I don’t know how to take criticism of such groundbreaking metafictional art seriously (or even respect it as criticism in the first place) when it doesn’t remotely attempt…

Can we have someone else redo these reviews?