Helmets do HELP mitigate concussions. They also are incredibly important in abating hard objects from damaging your skull.

NOPE, you're wrong... Helmets can't slow or stop the brain from smashing into your skull, it's like saying you can stop things in your car from sliding off the front seat when you slam on the breaks because you have soft bumpers, you can't belt in your brain to your skull...

I think I had something like this when I was a kid. Those little pizzas got lost in my grandma's house within 10 minutes of opening the box.

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Store-bought frozen pizzas would work much better, methinks. But you could really f somebody up if they got in the way..

Pizzas are loaded by a gunner in the belly of the vehicle and then "thrown" by the press of a trigger on the handlebars on the turret atop the structure.

I want to lay under this with my mouth open wide waiting for that hot, gooey....

dude, read the article.

So build a side-ejector mechanism. Did you actually *read* the article?

1.) Not nearly as expensive as designing and building a new purpose built machine, or flying the eight engined B-52 for another 50+ years.

Holy crap! The scale afforded by this image is shocking ... these things are MUCH bigger than I thought they were.

dearest good friend:

What? You mean a nation's citizens don't actually WANT to pay for an already rich corporate sports conglomerate's desires for new stadiums, facilities, and equipment from their tax dollars? Jeeze, I hope nobody tells the NFL, NBA, or MLB. They'll be heartbroken

The Lviv, Ukraine bid seems dead in the water with the turmoil and war in the country.

"We simply cannot stand for such a blatant display of international crony capitalism."

-Davos, Switzerland

Sochi raised the bar to $51 billion, but wasn't that mostly because $37 billion of that was just loaded up in dump trucks and distributed as political favor?

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

Qatar?

Bonus: You get a cool, retro-looking bag that doesn't scream "I'm full of expensive computer / photography gear!"