She would have my respect if she did body shots off Jared of Russian Vodka. Back channel those shots from his ass...that’s a tweet I’d like to see.

I’ve been married for almost 18 years and I’ve accept all of my husband’s annoying habits as a part of him. I have habits too that drive him crazy. It’s made me a more understanding parent to my teenagers, who also do extremely annoying shit.

Make Herrs yours! Love those damn chips. I went on a field trip in middle school to this factory. Their BBQ chips are addictive.

My kids love Chocolate World where you can create your own ultimate chocolate bar and make a custom label. We stay in Lancaster at a really cute farm B&B called Rocky Acres that’s a 10 min. drive to Hershey and the kids milk the cows (they sell to Hershey), collect eggs, and have zillions of barn kittens to make one…

You know it! The street lamps were Hershey kisses, and the spa at the Hotel Hershey has chocolate treatments. You haven’t lived (or loved) until you’ve soaked in a chocolate bath. Heaven.

I’ve already eaten my children’s Easter chocolate and have to buy more....these eggs call out my name late at night and taunt me to dare eat them.

I feel like I’m in a trippy alternate world where the Von Trump family singers entertain and the Nazis are US.

I vote we rename Trumpcare Embalmhercare. Dead on arrival.

I just got back from Oahu after spending a few weeks there. Some of the nicest and diverse cultures...went to Pearl Harbor and was shoulder to shoulder with mostly Japanese tourists learning from history. Of course they comprehend this travel ban and see it for the racist garbage it is. My 10 year-old comprehends…