orangewaxlion
orangewaxlion
orangewaxlion

So those cryptic Community teases were nothing?

Representation is definitely important. Please don’t misinterpret me as thinking otherwise. Now, please follow along as I enumerate the reasons why representation absolutely does not matter.”

now if they added a robot named cindi mayweather...

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

That Hashtag Show reports Ludi Lin is Marvel’s top choice to play Shang-Chi, while Donnie Yen is currently under consideration for an undisclosed supporting role.

For reference, here’s what he told me!

I seriously can’t imagine anyone else as Audrey except Ellen Greene.

would that make Will Smith plausible?

you’re lucky. I get bupkis. I did get my moneys worth and it was fun while it lasted. Oh well. :/

I literally only watched it when it came out because I was an 18-year-old who thought Logan Lerman was cute, lmao. It was a mess of a movie, but if you go in expecting a mess, it’s an absolute blast. It’s a great popcorn flick even if it doesn’t live up to its premise.

I’m old enough to be his teenaged mother, so I already feel pretty mortal right now.

Assholes: Rey is a Mary Sue.

Letitia Wright’s award is based on a public vote, so who knows what criteria they used.

i thought the rule of thumb was marketing costs equaled the amount spent on production?

I mean, she did try to make a move on simulated-Simone. And Simone seemed cool with it. So maybe there’s a solution there. 

Anna Kendrick is a god damn national treasure.

I personally prefer reheatable pretzels over pretzel stand ones, for the sole reason that every mall pretzel stand I’ve seen serves their pretzels pre-buttered. I’ve even asked if they serve any without butter. Nope. Am I just the wrong one then for just wanting the salt on top with no butter?

Like the hot nut carts on street corners, hot soft pretzels smell amazing and taste disappointing.

Don’t forget Sorry to bother you. Hopefully Mandy comes to one of the streaming sites I enjoy Batshit crazy movies.

I think it’s more like “Oops, this series centers around a family of 26 bland white people by its very nature - quick, get some spouses in there.”