Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

I seriously can’t imagine anyone else as Audrey except Ellen Greene.

would that make Will Smith plausible?

you’re lucky. I get bupkis. I did get my moneys worth and it was fun while it lasted. Oh well. :/

I literally only watched it when it came out because I was an 18-year-old who thought Logan Lerman was cute, lmao. It was a mess of a movie, but if you go in expecting a mess, it’s an absolute blast. It’s a great popcorn flick even if it doesn’t live up to its premise.

I’m old enough to be his teenaged mother, so I already feel pretty mortal right now.

Assholes: Rey is a Mary Sue.

Letitia Wright’s award is based on a public vote, so who knows what criteria they used.

I mean, she did try to make a move on simulated-Simone. And Simone seemed cool with it. So maybe there’s a solution there. 

Anna Kendrick is a god damn national treasure.

I personally prefer reheatable pretzels over pretzel stand ones, for the sole reason that every mall pretzel stand I’ve seen serves their pretzels pre-buttered. I’ve even asked if they serve any without butter. Nope. Am I just the wrong one then for just wanting the salt on top with no butter?

Like the hot nut carts on street corners, hot soft pretzels smell amazing and taste disappointing.

Don’t forget Sorry to bother you. Hopefully Mandy comes to one of the streaming sites I enjoy Batshit crazy movies.

Marc William Evan Jackson Harper

I don’t think he was aware of it at the time- just that he’d discussed it in therapy and realized how shady he’d been.

I think it’s more like “Oops, this series centers around a family of 26 bland white people by its very nature - quick, get some spouses in there.”

To digress a bit, see Crazy Rich Asians if just for Aquafina. She’s comedy gold and studios should be breaking down her door with offers.

“which eventually killed five people and damaged several more”

“For whatever reason, a lot of the early superhero movies were also superhero-movie parodies. Before the genre was fully formed—before it was even close to fully formed—movies were using it as grist for jokes.”

Excuse me, James Marsden is a national treasure. Have you not seen Enchanted ??