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“We voted for an idiot charlatan! Take us seriously!!” - Republicans

Eh...check out Franklin Pierce, much like Trump he should never have been elected and, also much like Trump, only got on that ballot because his good buddy Nathanial Hawthorne drummed up a bunch of good press for him.

As an expert at sarcasm, I feel the need to say that sarcasm is an art form, not a slapdash remedy for stupidity.

I wish someone would allow some daylight into “our” President.

Trump wasn’t done; he noted he is “a hard worker and have probably gotten more done in the first 3 1/2 years than any President in history,

Dear Root Editors,

I heard on twitter that a group of Karen’s is called a privilege

I gotta admit, it’s a bit of a turn on when he verbally spanks the inept and dangerous non-response of the Republicans.  

A flock of Karen’s is called ‘a grievance of Karens.’

You can almost visibly see him fighting back the urge to drop about 10 f-bombs. lol  Like, you can practically hear them between the words.  I’ve heard his brother speak candidly; you better believe his language is blue as a sailor’s.

Ding ding ding! Miller and his undead cohorts have a plan for minorities and immigrants, an unfortunate result of the week he saw a rerun of Roots on TV and thought it was a utopian blueprint. 

Prisoners. Miller and the rest of his ghouls are hard for turning for profit prisons to a real profit. And as an added bennie more and more not white folks will be openly culled to make quotas!

I feel like the louder the Karen’s are at GOP protests, the more suburban women don’t want to be associated with flagrant displays of outrage and bad spelling.

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If you are an adult of average intelligence (or maybe a little lower) ... and you think that ‘maybe I will try it’... and then you do... I’m ok with that.

Evil Elmer Fudd, err, little Stevie Miller needs to ask who will he, and all the other republicans, get to do the jobs that white, right-leaning, MAGhats don’t want to do such as picking fruits and vegetables from the fields, cleaning their homes and caring for their children? And who will then impregnate, and then

Now, see, THIS... This is how sarcasm works, Mr. President. Break out your Sharpie and take notes.

Let’s pretend for a second that Trump was indeed being sarcastic as he claims (NOTE: He was not and if you believe he was, you are dumb. End of story) who in the hell thinks being sarcastic during a daily press briefing during a pandemic is a good idea?

Just look how easy they crack.

Oh man, Teen Girl Squad was the best thing ever.