Respect for Phil Robertson? Would it be respect for his bigoted ways? His cruel, monstrous twisting of Jesus’ words and actions? Maybe respect for the big scam where the Robertson clan pretended to be bearded hillbillies when actually they are clean shaven wealthy tennis playing country club 1%rs?

I can’t actually think of anything truer to the spirit of contemporary American conservativism than a guy who grew a beard in order to promote his hunting accessory business praying at a NASCAR rally for a Republican to win the election, using a phrasing and diction better suited for a slow six year old child.

Dude went on the record saying blacks were better off before the abolition of slavery. I guess the left is pretty intolerant of your intolerance, Cletus.

An invocation from a wretched homophobic bigot who doesn’t seem to see the contradiction between the messages of Jesus and militarism...at a NASCAR “Rally”.

Whereas the culture of right wing acceptance is ... there is not a culture of right wing acceptance ....

A runner with an ego?!

I’m a runner, but sometimes my fellow runners can be annoying in that they don’t hug the curb when the run, so cars can’t pass on the more narrow streets, or run in groups of 2-3 abreast, rather than in a row. They also don’t always wear reflective gear at night. If there is a sidewalk I almost always run on it, and…

A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

#BlackTopMatters

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

“Swamp Dragons” is like a fake team name they would use in a Will Ferrell sports comedy because they couldn’t afford the rights to use an actual NBA team.

Swamp Dragons is an infinitely better team name than Nets. “Hey, we’re a bunch of inanimate pieces of cloth that slow the ball down so it doesn’t hit your head after someone makes a shot.”

Congratulations on your imminent newborn and divorce!

For 10+ years, I’ve been stating that my first born will be named D’Brickashaw. With that child due literally any day now, my wife is very much against it. But this timing is so perfect. Now she has to concede.

The rare guy from Long Island to go in the top 10 of the NFL draft. I think the list is him, Vinny Testaverde, and Jim Brown.

So, they’re moving soon then?

I dunno about this....

This is going to be a very long and ugly fight. I wish the Iraqis the very best and hope they can cohesively get this done.