Thanks. I pretty much considered it all worth it when I ranked Slim Jim flavors a few years ago, all just icing on the cake now

Well done Will. Very well written.

Didn’t you ever wonder why the democrats AND republicans hate him too?

Didn’t you ever wonder why the democrats AND republicans hate him too?

Yeah but what about chemtrails AM I RITE

Hey, great arguments! Very convincing.

Strangely, my *favorite* part of the twilight series was how what’s-his-face explained that when you live for a long time and work, too (i.e., work as a doctor — I didn’t see anyone else working) — you can actually really cash in on those old investments over time. I was like “oh, that’s how those immortals are all…

Here’s what this piece misses. Rich kids whose parents pay for their lives, love to pretend that they’re not rich kids. They want to walk around and feel like they’re struggling young professionals making it on their own. That’s the fantasy.

And also, fuck that bitch flight attendant with a rusted, spiky dildo right up the ass.

As someone who doesn’t have allergies, I won’t even be as nice.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

vanilla offense

Bush proposed to essentially privatize AFDC and SNAP. It’s the most extraordinarily evil idea since George Wallace endorsed “Separate But Equal.” Maybe even more so, because children will die of malnutrition. Children who did not choose their parents as well as Jeb! did.

Why are people commenting on this? It says its a “sponsored collaboration”. The worsening if tripe produced on the Internet.

Since most Yankees fans live in the past, I think the team fears they all still use dot-matrix printers.

It’s not totally crazy, particularly when you consider that the wife of the replay assistant (the guy in charge of cueing up angles for the ref to see) attended the game in full Broncos regalia.

They want the player to be not black.

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.