...the fuck did Guam ever do to you?

These Mary Kaye bonuses are getting out of hand.

Tire clearly underinflated by 1.5psi.

Raph. This was easily one of the best jalopnik articles of this year. Awesome work.

True but I bet in 5 years that S-class would be worth less. 

A sense of hopelessness from watching the Mariners.

Yes. I don’t care if we just get to watch the 3 of them be terrible at using hotels properly - they are always entertaining.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Omg, I can’t believe I forgot: The 3-series has been lagging in suspension technology for quite awhile. It’s now supposed to have a truly revolutionary suspension tech. Please for love of God COMPARE IT to how something else drives. Don’t use descriptive adjectives (alone), put it in context for us.

Are turn signals included or are they still a premium option?

As always, how is the handling?

That’s a hard take given that CNN, FOX, CNBC and most of the other news networks are seriously peddling “news” barely fit to read and done so at a 5th grade level of comprehension. NPR is one of the only outlets that actually still reports the news.

I liked it then and I still like it now.

Cool. Go away then

I’m in the minority here- I’m excited to see this season.

Excellent and thorough, as always. God I want one.

Japanese authorities have suggested he be forced to remain in his position with Mitsubishi as punishment.

Is the base engine any good/quick enough? Or is it still a case of “upgade to the S model to feel decent performance”?

Do you really want the answer to that question?