I’d been doing this too until my neighbor complained about the weed smell. Now I’m back to being completely miserable and misanthropic.

Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.

Omg hahaha unreal. I’d love to ask these people when they think this legend began! Trumplovers. All of them.

One of those tweets...

Yes.

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

Axel, Oscar (“Ozzy”), and Balthazar (“Bo”).

Yes, this show is the entire reason I watch reality TV. However, I only watch for Stassi.

My job blocked Jez! Just Jez, not the other sites! So you know a man did this.

The rich are not like you and I.

I’m so exhausted.

Jon Hamm had a drinking problem at the time and has sought help for it. Kathy Griffin does not appear to have sought help for being unfunny.

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

Yeah but you see something something Boston Tea Party.

Trump’s cabinet picks are basically an ISIS wet dream. They’re going to have an easy time recruiting when they can literally point to the anti-Islamic statements and policies of the Trump administration and say “America hates Muslims.”

A lot of young idealistic people head into the inner cities with the idea that they can use reason, persuasion, and a demonstration of their own love of learning to get kids to take an interest in school. Unfortunately, it usually doesn’t work. Most teachers get spit out after several years or, like this one, wind up…

It really makes you appreciate the situation we’re in when you’re actually hoping for Mitt Romney.

These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

I believe someone on Tumblr described the first Obama-Trump meeting as something like “The first day of law school, and homeboy didn’t do the readings.”

Ok, so what if we’re really strong on work ethic but have no passion? That we meander through a career on autopilot in a constant state of burnout and apathy because the great paycheck (and a family to feed) outweighs the soul-crushing despair of working as a too-comfortable cog in the wheels of a massively…