All those words when “basic” would have sufficed.

I think I mentioned last year that I went to college with Kyle... and they failed to mention in his bio that he got kicked out after being busted by the FBI for selling fake IDs in his dorm room. His parents ponied up a ton of cash and he magically re-appeared the next year.

These are people who speak in Instagram aphorisms, who say they like to “work hard, play hard” and describe themselves as “weekend warriors” and look forward to “Sunday Funday.”

Carl looks like a Wallace & Gromit side character.

Kyle Cooke, a 35-year-old

Theory: People who need this much booze to get it on have zero technique, savoir-faire and general sexy-times skillz. If any of the women on this show has ever had an orgasm from a partner, I will eat my shorts. If any of the hetero men on this show has ever made anyone orgasm, I will eat a second pair of shorts. I am…

I feel like you missed the best/worst part of Carl’s (lack of) personality: the way he gets drunk and speaks only in rap lyrics. Kyle would be a very annoying person to know in real life but I wanted to kiss him when he told Drunk Carl at the first dinner this summer, “Stop quoting rappers, rappers wouldn’t want to…

She ain’t got no friends man! Somebody who heard her rehearsals should have told her STOP!

Not to say it isn’t wrong, but 125-150 per 12 is industry standard for production assistants. Does it suck? Yes. You spend years literally covered in PA juice — an endearing term of the liquid that oozes out of garbage bags. But we do it to learn with the hopes of climbing the ranks in an extremely competitive…

Neither of them is “young” (Amy isn’t old by any means, though) so maybe they just know what they want at this point and were like whatever let’s formalize it.

Can’t be sued for wage discrimination if all your your writers are freelance and make nothing.

“I was living in L.A.”

As many people on here are saying, even if you are with someone that relationship can go poof! in an instant. I had one of the biggest shocks of my life this summer when my boyfriend of 9 years broke up with me out of nowhere (seriously nowhere...all our friends and parents were confused). I thought, while we didn’t…

and Richard Hell

This is adorable on some level.

I’m disappointed in the plot choice of the pregnancy. It seems like fucking with the viewers. It also plays into the old chestnut of a woman’s movie always having to end with a baby or a wedding. That’s when a woman’s story end, doncha know.

I’m frustrated because of how little it makes sense for her to want to have this baby. It doesn’t remotely correlate with anything her character has said or done. It’s impulsive and that’s the only thing that is Hannahesque. I will be annoyed if she goes through with it. Unless Elijah is right and they show her being…

*SPOILERS*

This is why Rock of Love was so great.