orangegello
OrangeGello
orangegello

Yup.

I thought he was just replacing a light bulb.

Well played

Changing the timing belt, for example...

Assad, via barrel bombing, gassing and general slaughter, has killed far more people than ISIS. A bunch of officials and generals are likely to be indicted for war crimes. Choosing between ISIS and Assad is like choosing between Ted Bundy and Jeffrey frickin’ Dahmer.

You ruined the thread. It’s like you dropped the Ace of spades as the first card of the round.

So much better than a Tundra.

Your brain has the longest car image drawers of all! Well done!

Also need all sorts of monitoring systems - brake levels, oil levels, air levels, antifreeze levels. Or just stop being lazy and check them yourself?

It’s called a manual transmission

This kind of sucks for everyone else in the car though.

An IQ detector ignition interlock. If we stop Stupid from driving in the first place, we can make the commuting world a much safer and happier place.

Sara is the hero we deserve

What about the 300 million guns already in private hands? Confiscate them? Go door to door? If you're going to repeal the 2nd amendment, be prepared to repeal the 4th and 5th as well.

Yes make guns illegal. Then the criminals who keep their guns can kill all of us law abiding citizens. Great plan!

Or too lazy to lift your hand all the way up to that button that’s soooo far away.

I clicked it too...dam click bait.

Drops by my house. :P

Once again, I am proud to have inspired the COTD.

Tell me more about this Pedalike product.