It’s from You Can’t Do That on Television, an old children’s sketch comedy show (I think it was originally Canadian, but it showed in the US on Nickelodeon). That was one of their recurring sketches, where the kid was to be executed by a firing squad, and would always find a way to trick the commander into ordering…

They absolutely do not look like child predators.

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling proletariat!

“UAZ 2269”

My first reaction to someone in a chaos simulator walking up and saying “hello” is ...

OVERNIGHT PARTS FROM JAPAN?! Dang, you special.

Please tell me you’ve sent the kid the equivalent in beer for the fix.

I was driving home from work in the rain and noticed the rear passenger side wheel was pulling, checked pressure and was losing it fast. Pulled into my dealer, who I fortunately pass on the way. They had already shut down service maybe 45 minutes ago and just the manager and a young tech were left. Tech was low end of…

Is that missile on backwards?

I nearly cracked my spleen in 4 places from laughter reading this article!

i honestly didn’t notice who wrote the article, but those examples just gave everything away. doug strikes again with his educational and entertaining article :)

Winner.

COTD

I don't think the owner is for sale.

I’ll buy the ass ...

You think hillbilly truck pulls understand that language?

There’s no reason not to want one of these. None. Whatever you can come up with against them: plain wrong.

There I fixed it

:(

I don’t see any dicks drawn on the belly of that aircraft. Marine’s mission not accomplished yet.