Why does VW hate us? They are like the hot girls in the short dresses. Look, but don’t even think of taking us home.

Don’t be shy. I acknowledge I work for money. I am allergic to being poor. It is bad for my health.

The irony is when lawyers get involved, nobody except the lawyers win what they ask for. No plaintiff or defendent really get the full value of their judgement if they have to pay attorney’s fees.

Your experience sounds like what insurance companies do to doctors: deny payment for service due to non-existent (need more info) to a full blown denial. Hospital admins have told us during a conference presentation that insurance banks on a 50/50 chance doctors will file a dispute. It sounds like your boat…

OK, cool factor for this car just went up... a little bit.

Then that would eat into the Viper sales.

I will have to stand up for the Prowler. It was a very good interpretation of retro.

I can sympathize with the workers because my summer camp during elementary school did such orders all the time. Imagine ordering 150 McDonald’s cheeseburgers with drinks for the same number of screaming, hungry kids. It does not sound like these guys were being malicious about the situation (lack of planning, sure)…

This one.

They paid in cash, so it is not a loss.

The McDonald’s order story was a freak occurence. I would not rank it as a horrible story, more like a shit happens story.

Where will I fit my 2 additional escorts?

Only peasants get their own lattes. This car to shave a few seconds for the help to get lattes for you.

Are you volunteering to walk to Pyongyang from the DMZ?

The CIA uses these songs to torture Al Qaida operatives. That is so cruel.

There is a third scenario: The refugees flood into China.

Because NK is still a threat. They have a 2.3 million standing army. Even with 1960’s tech, they can rain destruction on SK through sheer numbers. They also have a nuke. That does not even have to be accurate. They could hurl it with a big enough catapult and it would still be a clusterfuck.

Why bother playing this game at all with artillery shells? Each time the fat pug of a dictator starts shit, we fly a tomahawk missile straight into his house in Pyongyang. Kim Jong Un will shit his pants and bark some more until we get lucky and one of those missiles finally nails him. I say that is a $1 million per…

True Lemon and True Lime.

SFO’s new tower in its final stage of construction.