How does a panda fake a thicker uterus lining?

The Mazda 5 is a great low cost alternative, too. It just lacks the refinements like GPS and self opening/closing doors. I do wish Toyota brought over their hybrid Estima to the states. That thing looks comfy and has AWD.

Is a sent e-mail sufficient documentation to prove that I said something to the buyer or does it have to be on a signed bill of sale so the signature is the acknowledgement the buyer is aware of the facts?

Oh god! That shit looks scary!

Trips to Tahoe?

Exactly! That is why Harbor Freight sells nitrite gloves. Git some and use them religiously.

Clearly the PO got none because the condom was still in its package.

GM Aztek?

Not necessarily wierd, but unexpected. I found several dime bags behind the rear side panels of my E36 convertible when I was installing speakers. That would explain the tar like stuff in the interior when I was doing a thorough cleaning.

“But I told you that number to make sure we could get in!” She said this in a tone that suggested she somehow thought this was a favor to me. “I don’t understand why we can’t just double it!”

I recommend you submit this story to Mythbusters so they can try to blow up an engine in one of their future episodes.

When will the fat whiskey drinking pug die again?

There is no need to worry about servicing a car you never received.

I would buy this for no more than $20K. The frame and Porsche tranny are worth the price. When the Northstar engine finally goes, substitute for an inline 6 from a Lexus IS300.

“Mitsubishi’s CVT”

If Kevin Johnson does not want any questions about sexual, financial, or ethical improprieties, then don’t do that shit or give the appearance of doing that shit. He would not need to cry about racism if it were not true. He would just sue the paper for defamation.

The pun works out. Japan is one of those few countries where the government is running campaigns to encourage sex to bolster the tax payer base. Yes, the government wants people to “do honky” and do it a lot.

Having a frunk and trunk was part of what gave the Model S its exceptional crash safety. Assuming this car uses the same formula, it may be possible the inherent design allows for the large crumple zones regardless of shody construction.

Hmmm...whose side should I take? The sleazy stealership or Donald Trump supporters? I’ll just wait on the sidelines while these two groups beat each other senseless.

What the heck? It looks like the rocket motor left the launcher and said, “Nope” to the rest of the missile. Then it went its own separate way with the black smoke trail while the missile took a dive into the sea.